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Plastic Spoons

Meerkat: What did you do with the plastic spoons, where did you put them? [maniacally flying around kitchen, madly pulling out drawers]

Pug: I don't know. [reading, distracted]
Meerkat: I thought you put them somewhere. [relentlessly searching]

Pug: They're either in the back of that drawer or the other drawer. Why do you need a plastic spoon?
Meerkat: Because when I'm eating yogurt with a metal spoon I can taste the metal.

Pug: You are so weird.
Meerkat: I just really don't like eating yogurt when I can taste metal. Plastic is so much better. It has a neutral taste.

Pug: I just can't believe you are so weird.
Meerkat: Here they are, I found them.

Pug: [ignores comment, realizes internally she did put the spoons in that drawer, but will not admit it to Meerkat - annoyed because trying to read a book and knows it's pointless to respond because both know she moved the spoons, forgot, and didn't 'fess up]
Meerkat: [passive aggressively says in subdued voic…